These Boots..

Why is Jim Flahrety doing his photo op for the upcoming budget with hockey skates? Are his 'new shoes' he wears when he delivers the budget going to be hockey skates? Will he announce tax relief and then 'check' Stephane Dion into the walls of the House and say, "Boo-ya!" as if to suggest that if Dion dares to call an election, he'll send him and his entire "team" to the penalty box?

That? Would be so cool!

Unforgettable

Up until Saturday, I didn't mind Chatelaine magazine. It had great recipies, some decent articles, and I really liked the new layout.

Fast forward to today, and I just cancelled my subscription. Can you guess why? (scroll down)

Material World

Q. "Jigga man, why you don't buy me Reeboks no more?"

A. Jay-Z is way too rich to care anymore.

All These Things That I've Done

Since I can't open a f*cking paper today without Trudoboyz on the cover, I thought I'd check out La Presse to see what the current MP, Mz. Vivian Barbot, had to say about the news that Canada's favourite famewhore has decided to challenge her turf:

«C'est tout à fait normal dans le comté où on est qu'on ait un adversaire, et maintenant, on sait qui c'est», dit Mme Barbot. «Le PLC était là depuis longtemps, mais depuis un an, j'ai bâti des liens plus étroits avec la communauté.»

Mme Barbot ne se formalise pas de l'intérêt que suscite le «candidat-vedette» de Denise Handfield [riding association prez]. «Nous avons quand même battu M. Pettigrew... Je pense qu'un jeune aspirant, aussi bien nommé soit-il, doit quand même faire ses preuves. Sa présence chez nous, je la prends comme le fait que les jeunes doivent bien se faire les dents quelque part et je trouve que Papineau, c'est un bon endroit pour le faire.»

I'm too tired to translate word for word but basically, yes, the Liberals have a great organization here, I've made lots of good ties to the community since beating Pettigay, and despite his famous name, he's going to have to cut his political chops somewhere and Papineau is great place to start.

In short? She's basically telling him to go back to the playpen, but thanks for coming out.

Hee!

Love. Her.

Read My Mind II

I am a federalist through and through. I love my country. I love it in one piece. I want the Bloc/PQ to go the way of Hypercolour shirts and David Hasslehoff's career.
(although NO ONE will deny that Duceppe adds some much needed eye candy to the House!)

Ergo, it pains me to say that for the first time in my life, in one riding, I'll be pulling for the Bloc.

Famewhore Trudoboyz must not win! They must NOT! We must eradicate them before they manifest their famewhoring ways on a national level!

Oh, and if you think Mz. Vivian Barbot, the sexy Bloquiste who beat gay gay gay! Pettigrew and whose CV would put most of us to shame is going down without a serious bitchbeat, then I have some clean water in Kacheshewan to sell you. Barbot should resign, and re-run in her seat just to prove her bitchbeating ways.

ETA: How much you want to bet that Justin will knock up his wife just to get more airtime? You think the CBC will pass up an opportunity to be there for the first sonogram? Famewhoreing knows no limits!

Read My Mind

Who knew Shaq had moves?!

I especially like his interpretation of 'The Worm'!

Also, I finally saw this vid today from The Killers.

Love, love, love.

The matching suits! Dancing with Elvis! Playing "Simon Says" with local schoolchildren!

Be still, my quivering loins.

Stop the Clocks

Britney, Britney, Britney.

Dare I say I think you look kinda good in your new shaved head? At least you're no longer with those ratty-ass extensions. Man, those were NASTY. I realise your actions are probably the result of some meth-induced psychosis, but I think you pull it off just as well as Sinead, Natalie, and Demi, or even better.

Also, I'm kinda appalled at the people suggesting Britney needs rehab. BS does not need rehab! BS need MAMA STAAL.

Mama Staal, as you may know, is Mama to a bunch of talented hockey players, who raised them on not much in Thunder Bay and they're all fiercely loyal to her, and credit her with their success. No amount of money, Stanley Cups or puck bunnies will ever lead them astray. You will never see a Staal boy with Belinda Stronach, get arrested at a bar, or get a DUI.

Why?

Because of Mama Staal. Mama Staal knows where her boys are, and she won't hesitate to send a the recalcitrant Staal Son back to the tobacco-farm whereby she would bitchbeat him with her collection of OHL jerseys. One week with Mama Staal and the BS would be back in the studio working on another hit album.

Mama Staal! Save Britney!

Say It Right

Set your VCR!
(yes, I still have a VCR, shut up!)

Dwight from The Office will be hosting SNL!

If you don't watch The Office, go and rent Seasons 1-2 this weekend.

Discuss the employees of Dunder Mifflin on the Television Without Pity forums.

Watch some funny scenes on You Tube.

Lather, rinse, repeat!