La Belle Province

Bonjour! Just a quick note from Montréal, the land of skinny people and cold. Seriously, everyone here is thin. Not a fat person in sight. I think they banned them along with english signs back in the 90`s.

I was in the car listening to the budget on CBC One, which wasn't that eventful. The only conclusion I can draw is that Ralph Goodale bears a striking resemblance to David Guest and his français is horrible. I also got the biggest laugh out of the term back-end loading which was used repeatedly by the panelists. Go on, say it! Back-end LOADING. BACK-END loading! I chuckle!

I finally agree with G-Dubs on something: that Putin needs to be Taser-ed. Seriously, Putin gives me the heeby-jeebies. After Yukos and the meddling in the Ukranian election snafu, someone needs to chain that Ruski puppy!

In other news, Ms. Crapica Simpson was hospitalized recently after filming Oprah, apparently for 'dehydration'. Hmmm..let me think about that one:

Super Skinny Beeotch +
Recent Hospital Visit For "Dehydration" +
Rebelling Against Your Overbearing Father +
Growing Apart From Your Lascivious Husband +
Filming a movie with Johnny Knoxville, a very bad influence X
Recent Coke Allegations=

Jessica "Blow" Simpson

Ta da!

Whatever you do kids, don`t develop 'Paris Syndrome'! More pics from her Sidekick here!