Frozen
Madonna promoting a children's book, fine. I get it. But Madonna on the cover of Ladies Home Journal? Wrong, just wrong!
LiLo says, "It's my party and I'll ban who I want to".
I don't blame Simpson for getting miffed. Remember that 'ARMY' sweater she was photographed wearing? $475 bucks of pure celebrity madness. No wonder she thinks so highly of herself.
Also on the pricey side: Burberry condoms. Perfect when you're doing someone as trashtastic as Bam Margera.
My new favourite website.
Debbie Gibson is headlining Gay Pride in LA.
Proof that the Gods must be crazy: Paris Squared is getting 1.5 million for the rights to their wedding pictures.
Proof that the Gods are great, and there is true justice in the world: Detroit Pistons are in the NBA finals! RECOGNIZE.
Oh yes, and our lovely Alanis will be singing the national anthem during Game 1. Leave it to Ms. Ryan Reynolds to rebuild Canada-US relations. Go Alanis!
Go Pistons!
Patron saint Wonkette on John Kerry's crappy university marks:
Well, we're actually pretty sure they're his grades, but his statement on the issue definitely cribs from someone else's joke: ''I always told my Dad that D stood for distinction." He also explained that his grades suffered because "he spent a lot of time learning to fly." Funny, we heard that about W., too, but we're not sure anyone was talking about airplanes. The big mystery remains: Why didn't KE04 release these during the campaign? Bad grades only could have helped.
HA!
Madonna promoting a children's book, fine. I get it. But Madonna on the cover of Ladies Home Journal? Wrong, just wrong!
LiLo says, "It's my party and I'll ban who I want to".
I don't blame Simpson for getting miffed. Remember that 'ARMY' sweater she was photographed wearing? $475 bucks of pure celebrity madness. No wonder she thinks so highly of herself.
Also on the pricey side: Burberry condoms. Perfect when you're doing someone as trashtastic as Bam Margera.
My new favourite website.
Debbie Gibson is headlining Gay Pride in LA.
Proof that the Gods must be crazy: Paris Squared is getting 1.5 million for the rights to their wedding pictures.
Proof that the Gods are great, and there is true justice in the world: Detroit Pistons are in the NBA finals! RECOGNIZE.
Oh yes, and our lovely Alanis will be singing the national anthem during Game 1. Leave it to Ms. Ryan Reynolds to rebuild Canada-US relations. Go Alanis!
Go Pistons!
Patron saint Wonkette on John Kerry's crappy university marks:
Well, we're actually pretty sure they're his grades, but his statement on the issue definitely cribs from someone else's joke: ''I always told my Dad that D stood for distinction." He also explained that his grades suffered because "he spent a lot of time learning to fly." Funny, we heard that about W., too, but we're not sure anyone was talking about airplanes. The big mystery remains: Why didn't KE04 release these during the campaign? Bad grades only could have helped.
HA!
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