Incomplete

With mouting evidence that we are just sick and tired of this jelly, and that you can't sing about faux friendships and hair weaves forever, Destiny's Child calls it a day.

I think Bonnie Fuller is getting desperate for a scoop.

Hey man, if Michael Jackson can get off for child molestation, there has to be hope for the Pistons. Anything is possible now!


Political Math:

Lack of seats in Quebec
/
AdScam
x
BQ/PQ surge
+
Lotsa de Casha to spend under the NDP spell
x
Globe and Mail interview
=
Jean Lapierre is a blowhard


eBay bid proving that the BS used to be hot before the K-Fed.

First Miranda and now Charlotte?

Paris Hilton wants you to know she's SO over her old antics.
"I don't enjoy going out anymore," she tells Peyser in the June 20 issue of Newsweek (onnewsstands Monday, June 13). "It's a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this'."

Charlotte Church wears Apple Bottom jeans! Unfortunately, her street cred is still nonexistent.