Iris

Watch the new Jessica Simpson video here. I agree with Dana, the singing is weird, her body is fab, and there's not enough Willie Nelson. And the scene with the bathing suit washing the car? Kinda skanky.
(oh yes, and as a former waitress I can tell you, that beer bottle is fixed to her tray. Cheater!)

For a more artistic video and a much better song, check Missy Elliott's "Lose Contorl" here. Missy is THE QUEEN when it comes to neat music videos.

Macs are now compatible with bathrooms. Voila le iToilet!

Mike Harris gets married. Congrats!

Rememeber the kid from Jerry Maguire? Ta da! His co-star Tom Cruis and boo Katie Holmes do 50 Cent.

My friend sent me all these fuzzy warm quotes by various religious and political leaders. To be quite honest, I don't know who most of them are but I do recall Jimmy Swaggart getting caught with hookers.

I saw this article in the Globe yesterday a wee wasted. I must have had sipped too much Jackson-Triggs because I read sentences like the following and was convinced it was written about another political family:

"His own personal story is "very brilliant," he says. Hers is virtually unknown" "Not one person that I know has ever remembered her doing anything in the community. It's a big mystery about where she came from, what she did",
"I've chatted with her and we've discussed issues. She has her opinions," he said. "She's also a nice lady."
"I'm sort of reluctant to talk about her," said Ms. Neville. "I don't really know her. She attends most meetings.. . .She's quiet but diligent."
One Tory MP notes that in the last election, the party had to send in MPs to replace her in several all-candidates debates because it felt she couldn't handle the issues.

I totally thought the article was about Belinda and Frank. My bad.

KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.