tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52849722009-10-01T06:05:47.438-04:00BlogetteAN APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION BUT I SCRAPE THE PLATE
(send your tips, gripes and gossip to: blogette@gmail.com)Blogettenoreply@blogger.comBlogger531125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-7348545758777820752007-03-19T10:48:00.000-04:002007-03-19T10:56:03.230-04:00These Boots..Why is Jim Flahrety doing his photo op for the upcoming budget with hockey skates? Are his 'new shoes' he wears when he delivers the budget going to be hockey skates? Will he announce tax relief and then 'check' Stephane Dion into the walls of the House and say, "Boo-ya!" as if to suggest that if Dion dares to call an election, he'll send him and his entire "team" to the penalty Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-7111500792716758682007-03-12T22:41:00.000-04:002007-03-12T22:44:29.108-04:00UnforgettableUp until Saturday, I didn't mind Chatelaine magazine. It had great recipies, some decent articles, and I really liked the new layout.Fast forward to today, and I just cancelled my subscription. Can you guess why? (scroll down)Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-13324884702203541162007-03-06T16:17:00.000-05:002007-03-06T16:19:16.427-05:00Material WorldQ. "Jigga man, why you don't buy me Reeboks no more?"A. Jay-Z is way too rich to care anymore.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-37138441576944427932007-02-23T15:28:00.000-05:002007-02-23T15:36:16.991-05:00All These Things That I've DoneSince I can't open a f*cking paper today without Trudoboyz on the cover, I thought I'd check out La Presse to see what the current MP, Mz. Vivian Barbot, had to say about the news that Canada's favourite famewhore has decided to challenge her turf:«C'est tout à fait normal dans le comté où on est qu'on ait un adversaire, et maintenant, on sait qui c'est», dit Mme Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-74700288512942052172007-02-22T15:05:00.000-05:002007-02-22T15:24:06.035-05:00Read My Mind III am a federalist through and through. I love my country. I love it in one piece. I want the Bloc/PQ to go the way of Hypercolour shirts and David Hasslehoff's career.(although NO ONE will deny that Duceppe adds some much needed eye candy to the House!)Ergo, it pains me to say that for the first time in my life, in one riding, I'll be pulling for the Bloc.Famewhore Trudoboyz Blogettenoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-68830456096127412882007-02-22T09:56:00.000-05:002007-02-22T10:00:54.301-05:00Read My MindWho knew Shaq had moves?!I especially like his interpretation of 'The Worm'!Also, I finally saw this vid today from The Killers.Love, love, love.The matching suits! Dancing with Elvis! Playing "Simon Says" with local schoolchildren!Be still, my quivering loins.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-89128264379928404832007-02-20T13:41:00.000-05:002007-02-20T14:18:49.509-05:00Stop the ClocksBritney, Britney, Britney.Dare I say I think you look kinda good in your new shaved head? At least you're no longer with those ratty-ass extensions. Man, those were NASTY. I realise your actions are probably the result of some meth-induced psychosis, but I think you pull it off just as well as Sinead, Natalie, and Demi, or even better. Also, I'm kinda appalled at the people Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-67634835966478055162007-02-13T13:33:00.000-05:002007-02-08T17:54:09.948-05:00Say It RightSet your VCR!(yes, I still have a VCR, shut up!)Dwight from The Office will be hosting SNL!If you don't watch The Office, go and rent Seasons 1-2 this weekend.Discuss the employees of Dunder Mifflin on the Television Without Pity forums.Watch some funny scenes on You Tube.Lather, rinse, repeat!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-59115106942602703742007-02-07T11:58:00.000-05:002007-02-07T12:02:38.356-05:00Like It Or NotYou tell me what's funnier:Garth Turner as a Liberal (or trying to justify his decision to become a Liberal)ORa now non-gay Ted Haggard.What is left out of the last article, is that Haggard is now on a plane to Thailand, you know, for some deep religious thinking.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-62013348640231623662007-02-06T15:10:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:16:59.453-05:00Get TogetherWhere do I sign up for Initative 957?Wash. initiative would require married couples to have kidsTuesday, February 6, 2007KING5.com Staff and Associated Press OLYMPIA, Wash. An initiative filed by proponents of same-sex marriage would require heterosexual couples to have kids within three years or else have their marriage annulled.Initiative 957 was filed by the Washington Defense of Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-837778022419804552007-01-30T10:07:00.000-05:002007-01-30T10:08:54.026-05:00Remember the TimesDid you ever wonder what happened to Corky from Life Goes On?Oh-bla-di-oh-blah-TA DA!He's in a band!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-64324635833413915022007-01-24T12:58:00.000-05:002007-01-24T13:13:33.424-05:00All-StarOK, so Panther made me sit and watch some All-Star hockey thing last night, which was before American Idol, and I thought I’d jot down a few notes:-Is Zdeno Chara a giant or Martin St. Louis a midget? Because at one point they were skating near each other and I swear, St. Louis went under his legs.-My hockey boyfriend, Joe Sakic was his usual hotness, but another player piqued my puck Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-79966489297599532652007-01-22T11:48:00.000-05:002007-01-22T12:06:56.024-05:00Head Over FeetI think the title should be: 2008 y'all: High as a Kite and Free as a Bird!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-10983189076651387292007-01-16T10:21:00.000-05:002007-01-16T10:55:40.598-05:00YAY! The Golden Globes are ON!Red Carpet time! Bring on the SNARK!Panther keeps changing the channel back to some 2 hour '24'. Did I mention Panther is a dead ringer for Keifer Sutherland? Total. Loin. Quieveration!Ryan Seacrest got served! HA HA!I haven't really seen a lot of these movies, but I have seen Half Nelson. Was Ryan Gossling nominated for that? Or is he still getting spanked Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-11303412739446174492007-01-10T17:03:00.000-05:002007-01-10T17:18:30.290-05:00Take My HandWhile some people reslish in their famewhoredome, others just want to dance and do push-ups in spandex!Seriously, though, you HAVE to read the french comments from the Trudeau article in La Presse. It looks like they don't want him either!The crazy thing is, however, is that the Mini Van Majority loses their shit when it comes to anything Trudeau. Maggie got a free pass for drinkingBlogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-83006683056871063292007-01-03T11:39:00.000-05:002007-01-03T11:47:59.126-05:00Life SupportNow THIS, is an interesting argument:What is clear is that, over the past century, American women have changed their shape. Most noticeably, they have gained so much poundage that, today, more than half are overweight and a third are clinically obese. The sharpest spike in obesity has come since the late 1970s. There are all sorts of reasons, of course--from the rise of corn syrup as Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-59338177480589369182007-01-02T11:24:00.000-05:002007-01-02T11:31:21.991-05:00Y'All Ready For This?Oh. My. Goddess!Season 4 of My Super Sweet 16 is here!What a fabulous was to start 2007!Happy New Year, y'all!Bonne Annee!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-9967097603938732432006-12-22T13:46:00.000-05:002006-12-22T13:50:16.526-05:00Siamese CitiesI'm home y'all!Happy Orgasm Day to you and yours!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-67503062896399806962006-12-15T12:31:00.000-05:002006-12-15T12:48:14.408-05:00How do you get the Mini Van Majority to lose their shit?Voila!Let's deconstruct, shall we?Notice the strategically placed pointsettas and snow men (which I would never own, but I'm assuming most of the MVM does), to give the photo some suburban feel. They may live in subsidized housing, but there are no Vera Wang candle holders to be found at this verson of 24 Sussex, savvy? (p.s. whoever Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-20948180180046712662006-12-14T09:12:00.000-05:002006-12-14T09:50:08.067-05:00Talk is CheapOh, just shut the fuck up you stupid, stupid, woman.First, you’re A CHIROPRACTOR, not a nutritionist. Yes, anyone can read the South Beach diet book, and maybe Martha Stewart Living and get an idea of what is good and what is not, but who the f*ck are you to make such a stupid dumb statement about our revised food guide:"The Chinese community eats a lot of rice," said Dhalla, who Blogettenoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-71502252477541602342006-12-08T10:44:00.000-05:002006-12-08T10:50:18.031-05:00Smack ThatHee! This is great! While I'm pro-choice, I would never discriminate against an anti-choice group ON CAMPUS. Asswipes.Hating the hatersCarleton University's student council made a well meaning stab at a better world today when it barred anti-abortion student groups from receiving funds or occupying student-managed space. According to Canada's National Post, the council issued a "Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-72179004622189811442006-12-06T11:57:00.000-05:002006-12-06T12:02:34.739-05:00 Why, oh WHY don't more English dailies put Alexendre Despatie on the cover?Total. Loin. Quiveration.I'm telling you ladies, they make 'em good in Quebec. More on Alex, who you might have though of as gaybe, but I'm sticking with straight. Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-63442871622138182142006-12-05T13:04:00.000-05:002006-12-05T13:05:43.751-05:00Wind It UpBest. Website. EVER.Have fun!~BBlogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1165239801239178652006-12-04T08:32:00.000-05:002006-12-04T08:43:21.280-05:00Morning GloryAlright gossips, I am never right about anything so not only am I going to go ahead and offer my ANALysis of Snoozefest, but discuss some possible thoughts for the future and go and buy a 6-49 ticket!First, don’t kid yourself that the Chretien/Martin feud is ovah. The way I see it, Chretien is like that thug you knew in high school who eventually married well and continued to bully Blogettenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1164722687457061832006-11-28T08:56:00.000-05:002006-11-28T09:04:47.493-05:00Talk TonightOK, I have to say it now that he’s “gaining momentum” or whatever, but I think Stephane Dion is a total silver fox.Look at him!He’s totally cute, and his accent makes him so endearing. I also love that he’s well spoken, he has a dog named ‘Kyoto’ which he walks, he’s held his seat for more than 10 minutes, and he wears glasses (Holla!). The drawbacks? He’s endorsed by this guy. Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3