tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52849722011-12-14T21:40:29.187-05:00BlogetteAN APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION BUT I SCRAPE THE PLATE
(send your tips, gripes and gossip to: blogette@gmail.com)Blogettenoreply@blogger.comBlogger5311100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-7348545758777820752007-03-19T10:48:00.000-04:002007-03-19T10:56:03.230-04:00These Boots..Why is Jim Flahrety doing his photo op for the upcoming budget with hockey skates? Are his 'new shoes' he wears when he delivers the budget going to be hockey skates? Will he announce tax relief and then 'check' Stephane Dion into the walls of the House and say, "Boo-ya!" as if to suggest that if Dion dares to call an election, he'll send him and his entire "team" to the penalty Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-7111500792716758682007-03-12T22:41:00.000-04:002007-03-12T22:44:29.108-04:00UnforgettableUp until Saturday, I didn't mind Chatelaine magazine. It had great recipies, some decent articles, and I really liked the new layout.Fast forward to today, and I just cancelled my subscription. Can you guess why? (scroll down)Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-13324884702203541162007-03-06T16:17:00.000-05:002007-03-06T16:19:16.427-05:00Material WorldQ. "Jigga man, why you don't buy me Reeboks no more?"A. Jay-Z is way too rich to care anymore.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-37138441576944427932007-02-23T15:28:00.000-05:002007-02-23T15:36:16.991-05:00All These Things That I've DoneSince I can't open a f*cking paper today without Trudoboyz on the cover, I thought I'd check out La Presse to see what the current MP, Mz. Vivian Barbot, had to say about the news that Canada's favourite famewhore has decided to challenge her turf:«C'est tout à fait normal dans le comté où on est qu'on ait un adversaire, et maintenant, on sait qui c'est», dit Mme Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-74700288512942052172007-02-22T15:05:00.000-05:002007-02-22T15:24:06.035-05:00Read My Mind III am a federalist through and through. I love my country. I love it in one piece. I want the Bloc/PQ to go the way of Hypercolour shirts and David Hasslehoff's career.(although NO ONE will deny that Duceppe adds some much needed eye candy to the House!)Ergo, it pains me to say that for the first time in my life, in one riding, I'll be pulling for the Bloc.Famewhore Trudoboyz Blogettenoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-68830456096127412882007-02-22T09:56:00.000-05:002007-02-22T10:00:54.301-05:00Read My MindWho knew Shaq had moves?!I especially like his interpretation of 'The Worm'!Also, I finally saw this vid today from The Killers.Love, love, love.The matching suits! Dancing with Elvis! Playing "Simon Says" with local schoolchildren!Be still, my quivering loins.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-89128264379928404832007-02-20T13:41:00.000-05:002007-02-20T14:18:49.509-05:00Stop the ClocksBritney, Britney, Britney.Dare I say I think you look kinda good in your new shaved head? At least you're no longer with those ratty-ass extensions. Man, those were NASTY. I realise your actions are probably the result of some meth-induced psychosis, but I think you pull it off just as well as Sinead, Natalie, and Demi, or even better. Also, I'm kinda appalled at the people Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-67634835966478055162007-02-13T13:33:00.000-05:002007-02-08T17:54:09.948-05:00Say It RightSet your VCR!(yes, I still have a VCR, shut up!)Dwight from The Office will be hosting SNL!If you don't watch The Office, go and rent Seasons 1-2 this weekend.Discuss the employees of Dunder Mifflin on the Television Without Pity forums.Watch some funny scenes on You Tube.Lather, rinse, repeat!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-59115106942602703742007-02-07T11:58:00.000-05:002007-02-07T12:02:38.356-05:00Like It Or NotYou tell me what's funnier:Garth Turner as a Liberal (or trying to justify his decision to become a Liberal)ORa now non-gay Ted Haggard.What is left out of the last article, is that Haggard is now on a plane to Thailand, you know, for some deep religious thinking.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-62013348640231623662007-02-06T15:10:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:16:59.453-05:00Get TogetherWhere do I sign up for Initative 957?Wash. initiative would require married couples to have kidsTuesday, February 6, 2007KING5.com Staff and Associated Press OLYMPIA, Wash. An initiative filed by proponents of same-sex marriage would require heterosexual couples to have kids within three years or else have their marriage annulled.Initiative 957 was filed by the Washington Defense of Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-837778022419804552007-01-30T10:07:00.000-05:002007-01-30T10:08:54.026-05:00Remember the TimesDid you ever wonder what happened to Corky from Life Goes On?Oh-bla-di-oh-blah-TA DA!He's in a band!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-64324635833413915022007-01-24T12:58:00.000-05:002007-01-24T13:13:33.424-05:00All-StarOK, so Panther made me sit and watch some All-Star hockey thing last night, which was before American Idol, and I thought I’d jot down a few notes:-Is Zdeno Chara a giant or Martin St. Louis a midget? Because at one point they were skating near each other and I swear, St. Louis went under his legs.-My hockey boyfriend, Joe Sakic was his usual hotness, but another player piqued my puck Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-79966489297599532652007-01-22T11:48:00.000-05:002007-01-22T12:06:56.024-05:00Head Over FeetI think the title should be: 2008 y'all: High as a Kite and Free as a Bird!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-10983189076651387292007-01-16T10:21:00.000-05:002007-01-16T10:55:40.598-05:00YAY! The Golden Globes are ON!Red Carpet time! Bring on the SNARK!Panther keeps changing the channel back to some 2 hour '24'. Did I mention Panther is a dead ringer for Keifer Sutherland? Total. Loin. Quieveration!Ryan Seacrest got served! HA HA!I haven't really seen a lot of these movies, but I have seen Half Nelson. Was Ryan Gossling nominated for that? Or is he still getting spanked Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-11303412739446174492007-01-10T17:03:00.000-05:002007-01-10T17:18:30.290-05:00Take My HandWhile some people reslish in their famewhoredome, others just want to dance and do push-ups in spandex!Seriously, though, you HAVE to read the french comments from the Trudeau article in La Presse. It looks like they don't want him either!The crazy thing is, however, is that the Mini Van Majority loses their shit when it comes to anything Trudeau. Maggie got a free pass for drinkingBlogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-83006683056871063292007-01-03T11:39:00.000-05:002007-01-03T11:47:59.126-05:00Life SupportNow THIS, is an interesting argument:What is clear is that, over the past century, American women have changed their shape. Most noticeably, they have gained so much poundage that, today, more than half are overweight and a third are clinically obese. The sharpest spike in obesity has come since the late 1970s. There are all sorts of reasons, of course--from the rise of corn syrup as Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-59338177480589369182007-01-02T11:24:00.000-05:002007-01-02T11:31:21.991-05:00Y'All Ready For This?Oh. My. Goddess!Season 4 of My Super Sweet 16 is here!What a fabulous was to start 2007!Happy New Year, y'all!Bonne Annee!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-9967097603938732432006-12-22T13:46:00.000-05:002006-12-22T13:50:16.526-05:00Siamese CitiesI'm home y'all!Happy Orgasm Day to you and yours!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-67503062896399806962006-12-15T12:31:00.000-05:002006-12-15T12:48:14.408-05:00How do you get the Mini Van Majority to lose their shit?Voila!Let's deconstruct, shall we?Notice the strategically placed pointsettas and snow men (which I would never own, but I'm assuming most of the MVM does), to give the photo some suburban feel. They may live in subsidized housing, but there are no Vera Wang candle holders to be found at this verson of 24 Sussex, savvy? (p.s. whoever Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-20948180180046712662006-12-14T09:12:00.000-05:002006-12-14T09:50:08.067-05:00Talk is CheapOh, just shut the fuck up you stupid, stupid, woman.First, you’re A CHIROPRACTOR, not a nutritionist. Yes, anyone can read the South Beach diet book, and maybe Martha Stewart Living and get an idea of what is good and what is not, but who the f*ck are you to make such a stupid dumb statement about our revised food guide:"The Chinese community eats a lot of rice," said Dhalla, who Blogettenoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-71502252477541602342006-12-08T10:44:00.000-05:002006-12-08T10:50:18.031-05:00Smack ThatHee! This is great! While I'm pro-choice, I would never discriminate against an anti-choice group ON CAMPUS. Asswipes.Hating the hatersCarleton University's student council made a well meaning stab at a better world today when it barred anti-abortion student groups from receiving funds or occupying student-managed space. According to Canada's National Post, the council issued a "Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-72179004622189811442006-12-06T11:57:00.000-05:002006-12-06T12:02:34.739-05:00 Why, oh WHY don't more English dailies put Alexendre Despatie on the cover?Total. Loin. Quiveration.I'm telling you ladies, they make 'em good in Quebec. More on Alex, who you might have though of as gaybe, but I'm sticking with straight. Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-63442871622138182142006-12-05T13:04:00.000-05:002006-12-05T13:05:43.751-05:00Wind It UpBest. Website. EVER.Have fun!~BBlogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1165239801239178652006-12-04T08:32:00.000-05:002006-12-04T08:43:21.280-05:00Morning GloryAlright gossips, I am never right about anything so not only am I going to go ahead and offer my ANALysis of Snoozefest, but discuss some possible thoughts for the future and go and buy a 6-49 ticket!First, don’t kid yourself that the Chretien/Martin feud is ovah. The way I see it, Chretien is like that thug you knew in high school who eventually married well and continued to bully Blogettenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1164722687457061832006-11-28T08:56:00.000-05:002006-11-28T09:04:47.493-05:00Talk TonightOK, I have to say it now that he’s “gaining momentum” or whatever, but I think Stephane Dion is a total silver fox.Look at him!He’s totally cute, and his accent makes him so endearing. I also love that he’s well spoken, he has a dog named ‘Kyoto’ which he walks, he’s held his seat for more than 10 minutes, and he wears glasses (Holla!). The drawbacks? He’s endorsed by this guy. Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1164377258257690922006-11-24T08:51:00.000-05:002006-11-24T09:14:11.436-05:00I'M BACK!Alright, gossips,I thought I was going to retire my blog to the land of the dormant. For the last couple of weeks, there’s been nothing that made me want to get on my soapbox. FedEx and Britney? Yawn. We knew that was coming. TomKat’s wedding? More yawn, she’s been lobotomized. Harper going to China to piss off the human rights abusers? Kinda exciting, but the hissy fit of the business Blogettenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1162845423900012662006-11-06T15:29:00.000-05:002006-11-06T15:37:03.980-05:00ThrillerReason #589375 why Panter and I are going straight to hell.Yesterday, while watching clips about Saddam Hussein and his death sentence we would point to the TV and say "TAKE THAT HANS BLIX!" in our perfectly high-pitched Kim Jong Ill voices from Team America World Police.Is anyone else hoping they televise the hanging live?Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1162587053434320482006-11-03T15:48:00.000-05:002006-11-03T15:50:53.473-05:00I Run For LifeDear City of Ottawa candidates,I’m new here, so to be fair, I don’t know many of you or what you stand for. I read the local paper and whatnot, but I barely know my ward boundaries, much less what the issues are on the other end of town. I DO care a great deal about what goes on in my city, so let me tell you how you can get my vote:First, don’t send me literature that says, “Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1162410856861051092006-11-01T14:29:00.000-05:002006-11-01T14:54:16.906-05:00And In the EndMore sadness.How can this be so? I thought Bob Barker would work forever!For those of you who don't know, I LOVE the Price is Right. It's my favouritest show ever, after America's Next Top Model. Anytime I'm home sick or have a day off I chill with Bob, his spayed and neutered pets and of course, the Barker Beauties.I love Plinko. I cheer during the Showcase Showdown. I cried with Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1162237794440157492006-10-30T14:43:00.000-05:002006-10-30T14:49:54.476-05:00I Will Always Love YouTis a sad, sad day in gossip folks. Ryan and Reese are no mo'!One of my favouritest Hollywood couples. Who doesn't love Legally Blonde? Whose loins didn't quiver at Phillippe in Crash? Who doesn't fawn over cuties Ava and Deacon?This is sad.BUTT, all is not lost gossips! If anyone is saw Whitney Houston (sans Bobby) in her recent comback would agree, there are sunnier Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1162224967586044012006-10-30T11:14:00.000-05:002006-10-30T11:16:07.636-05:00I'm So ExcitedHere's a quote a co-worker sent me from the new Borat movie:'Good evening gentlemen and prostitutes. I love Germany. I love sex. I will put this prize next to the only other one I won. From Central Asian Olympic Committee. For hitting gypsy with rock at 50 meters.'1 week y'all! Can't wait!~BBlogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1161964524916199402006-10-27T11:53:00.000-04:002006-10-27T11:55:24.970-04:00It's Christmas Time in the CityBeucase my blogging has been assy lately, and because I'm a devoted soul whose generosity deserves sainthood, I'm offering a gift to all Blogette readers.The "leaked" Kevin Federline CD, Playing With FireDon't say I didn't warn you!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1161868521922945562006-10-26T09:09:00.000-04:002006-10-26T09:15:21.963-04:00Liveblogging Oprah and Madonna 25/10/06OK, I didn't write this, but it's hilarious, and I had to post!OMG so excited: Someone is finally going to explain to me how it is that Madonna can adopt an "orphan" that still has a dad! And the person who is going to explain that? Oprah! Also helping her explain? Madonna! This deserves a liveblog, so strap in, kiddies. It's time for another episode of "Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1161007906438509432006-10-16T10:08:00.000-04:002006-10-16T10:11:46.476-04:00Time After TimeI must apologize for my absence these past two weeks, our computer is dead, gone and virus-riddled ergo we need to buy a new one, but Panter said something something about waiting until January when Microsoft has a new operating system someting-something that does not solve my immediate problem of being without Television Without Pity.So I am sad to announce that posting will be Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1159817036660236722006-10-02T15:11:00.000-04:002006-10-02T15:23:56.696-04:00Where's Your Head At?Here are the results of YawnFest 2006. I briefly looked at the results and then went to fold laundry. Is anyone else kinda surprised that Brison didn't do better? From what I hear, even he's shocked. A reality show, "Finding Miss America"? I'm so there! Where do I sign?Mark Foley doesn't need rehab. He needs to admit he's GAY GAY GAY and move on with his life! Living aBlogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1159469487827703692006-09-28T14:49:00.000-04:002006-09-28T14:51:27.873-04:00No RainDear Avril,Seriouly, GROW UP. As a female Canadian, I'm so embarassed! And by the footage, Deryk is too!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1159205353290004632006-09-25T13:07:00.000-04:002006-09-25T13:29:13.560-04:00Like Eating GlassIs it just me, or does Eddie Goldenberg have serious Napoleonic syndrome? I mean, WHEN will anyone associated with the Chretien years admit that the only reason they won and won and won is due to a divided right and even then, they basically won Ontario and that’s it?Oh Joe. Seriously, DROP OUT. Joe reminds me of that Chris Rock skit where he’s talking about his last friend Blogettenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1158950702225584652006-09-22T14:41:00.000-04:002006-09-22T14:45:02.290-04:00Baby I'm Amazed By YouBig ups to my good friend Danielle who just had her baby!She's the first one of my high school pals to breed, so this child is very special and will be very spoiled!I actually started crying when she started describing the birth and labour..what's WRONG with me?! Normally I'd be all, "EW! You had a doctor put his hands in your vajayjay!?" but I really didn't care. It Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1158781215289019392006-09-20T15:12:00.000-04:002006-09-20T15:40:15.456-04:00It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To YesterdayGUESS WHO I JUST SAW AT THE BRIDGEHEAD ON BANK AND ALBERT?!Maher Arar!He was right in front of me in line! I recongized him right away, but I didn't say anything. I mean, what do you say to a guy who has a Commission set out in his name?!"Un, so, do you hang with William Sampson ever?""Dude, I once got this detention in 5th grade for something that Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1158694378130446762006-09-19T15:15:00.000-04:002006-09-19T15:33:03.373-04:00The Bigger They Are, The Harder They FallSports Illustrated has a fascinating list of athletes who have been to jail.I have also made of list of athletes who should be in jail!-Kobe Bryant: for having "consensual" sex with that woman in Colorado, and then getting the media to release her name-OJ Simpson: Duh!-That guy who owns the Dallas Mavericks: for being hella annoying-Oscar de la Hoya: so heBlogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1158606467306990902006-09-18T14:44:00.000-04:002006-09-18T15:07:47.383-04:00Workin' for the WeekendOK, I don't like to plug stores or endorse this or that, but I have to comment on two things I noticed this weekend.First, I went to see Half Nelson staring Ryan Gosling. Other than the fact that Gosling makes me cream my pants, the movie is really great! My dream is to one day meet Gosling and I would run into his waiting arms yelling, "WHY DIDN'T YOUR WRITE ME?"(You Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1158257951104283112006-09-14T14:00:00.000-04:002006-09-14T14:19:11.280-04:00CrazyHey Trench/ Fatality666/Kimveer!!WASSSUUUPP!I like the coat, black is very slimming. You could use a trim, and perhaps a lobotomy, but everything I read just tells me that you’re a pathetic loser with delusions of grandeur who will only be remembered as a waste of ammoAccording to your blog, you hated police, principals, teachers and jocks. Teachers? Jocks? For reals? You’re twenty Blogettenoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1158171968875085242006-09-13T14:21:00.000-04:002006-09-13T14:26:08.946-04:00The Boy is MineMemo to Condi Rice: BACK OFF. He's MINE. I don't care about your Chanel coat or your Tim Horton visits, or if you met his family. He is my FUTURE HUSBAND. Step away. I'm warning you...Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1158155605624816062006-09-13T09:44:00.000-04:002006-09-13T09:53:25.703-04:00Blue SkiesAnd then there were four: the BS, K-Fed and Baby Cheeto welcomed another boy via c-section yesterday. Four is also the number of kids K-Fed is now father too. The Washinton Post profiles a mother who goes on a search to meet the mother of the man who piloted the plane into the World Trade Centre that killer her son.Will someone explain to me WHY the powers that be at the Bratz Dolls Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1158002981789893812006-09-11T15:23:00.000-04:002006-09-11T15:29:41.890-04:00Je Me SouviensToday we remember the 9-11 victims. May they rest in peace.Condolences also for the family and friends of Emilie Mondor. Canada lost one of it's brightest track stars in a car accident on Saturday, much like Steve Prefontaine. Her talent and enthusiasm for running were evident to all those who knew her.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1157728183437320692006-09-08T11:07:00.000-04:002006-09-08T11:09:43.456-04:00Somewhere Over the Rainbow.I wonder if she'll get the ethnic vote?Parizeau's wife may run for the PQWife of former premier Jacques Parizeau may run for the Parti Quebecois in the next election, Le Devoir reports today."There are a lot of things that I would like to do in politics," Lisette Lapointe said."And I believe I could once again help people."Lapointe, 63, insisted she hasn't made a final Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1157644129349678222006-09-07T11:45:00.000-04:002006-09-07T11:48:49.426-04:00Don't Look Back in AngerToday is the anniversary of the death of none other then Maurice Duplessis.Bow down, bitches. We are not worthy.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1157562867327418722006-09-06T13:13:00.000-04:002006-09-06T13:14:27.346-04:00Dude, I feel your pain.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1157545293437669902006-09-06T08:18:00.000-04:002006-09-06T08:21:35.366-04:00Well I Guess This is Growing Up...Katie Couric, making her debut as the anchor of CBS Evening News, showed photos from a Vanity Fair of Suri Cruise. Here are some pics. Not that I think Tom isn't being honest or anything, but I wonder what the child's modelling fee was?Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1157483128686696592006-09-05T15:01:00.000-04:002006-09-05T15:05:28.700-04:00Lose ControlThis is the picture that everyon'e been talking about concerning John Travolta. Kinda gay, isn't it?This is the Kevin Federline video that no one's been talking about. The nightclub Pure, where it's filmed, is awesome, but K-Fed, is just, well, NOT.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1157116219508216332006-09-01T09:08:00.000-04:002006-09-01T09:10:19.523-04:00Children Behave, That's What They Say When We're Together...What are you doing this weekend? Join me as I stay gluded to my computer.P.S. Does everyone agree that Tiffany's acid-wash jean jacket is so totally. To. Die. For.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1156973169374364452006-08-30T17:16:00.000-04:002006-08-30T17:28:14.093-04:00Ring the AlarmI was super jazzed when I heard Hello! magazine was launching a Canadian edition. I LOVE Hello UK. It always has pics of David and Victoria Beckham, royalty you've never heard of like the Duke and Duchess of Lichetnstein and good interviews. So OF COURSE they would come to the true north strong and free and give us our own edition, right? I mean, Canadians are so HAWT right now, yesBlogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1156878586339119322006-08-29T15:06:00.000-04:002006-08-29T15:09:46.366-04:00Blonde AmbitionPRAISE GODDESS! Karma is a beeotch!Hilton's first CD is a certified flop. "Paris," which features the hot single "Stars Are Blind," sold 75,000 copies in the United States during its first week - a disastrous amount compared to Christina Aguilera's first-week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan.And projected sales for next week are said to be a 30,000, which is a larger than Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1156426904671553562006-08-24T09:18:00.000-04:002006-08-24T10:12:38.206-04:00 So Here We AreHow did Forbes let this piece of tripe get published? If you don't want to read it (and it's a barf bag spectacular), essentially Michael Noer is saying men should not marry career women as they are the cause of divorce. Asshole say whaaaa?"To be clear, we're not talking about a high-school dropout minding a cash register. For our purposes, a "career girl" has a university-level (Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1156366904762401292006-08-23T16:46:00.000-04:002006-08-23T17:01:44.866-04:00Tones of HomeI'm assuming South Koreans are very nice people, but why do their girl groups ignore fallen bandmates?Nice to know the Asslee Simpson "singing" disease exists not only in North America!I don't use Nads, but only the sexy Aussies would think of 'Thunderstruck" down there!America's Next Top Model 7 is soon y'all! See you and Tyrant on Wednesday nights!"Survivor" plays the race card. Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1156193385537892192006-08-21T16:32:00.000-04:002006-08-21T16:49:50.080-04:00Hit Me Baby One More TimeI must be going f&cking mad bonkers. I must be having a brain lapse the size of the former USSR, China and Mars combined. I'm going to admit something that will shock, stun and possibly turn you all away from this blog forever and ever. If you do, I totally understand.Maybe music has gotten so bad lately that I've lost all sense of judgment and can't hear properly?Ok, so Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1155840205096181642006-08-17T14:38:00.000-04:002006-08-17T14:43:25.120-04:00Racing the TideI totally apologize for not posting in awhile. Blogger was doing something funky yesterday.I'm on vacation in killer Huntsville, and this weekend Panther and I move into our new place, so with all the packing and unpacking and setting up our computer, cable, life, renovations and painting and whatnot, I won't be posting until next week.I want to wish Ms. Madonna a rockin' 48th Blogettenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1155327593807410672006-08-11T15:43:00.000-04:002006-08-11T16:19:53.933-04:00SexyBackNow THIS is a summer jam! Go Timberlake! Get your sexy on!I prefer actual human bodies, but as long as you're doing it in the privacy of your own home I guess...[The Doll Features link is hilarious!]If you ain't no punk, holla we want pre-nup: "We want pre-nup, yea!"For those of us pitiful fools (like me!) who watch The Hills, Jason, Lauren's **cough**cough*** coke head**cough**cough Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1155238590343468882006-08-10T15:21:00.000-04:002006-08-10T15:36:34.600-04:00Somebody Told MeI know I'm not rich and all, but Britney's kid has a toy car worth more then my real car. Unfair!Christina Crapilera is on the cover of Rolling Stone and the whole layout/costume screams: Life in plastic, it's fantastic!Jay-Z says Africa has 99 problems and water is definitely one.How can we have a discussion about the 50 greatest gay films without mentioning Varsity Blues? That Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1155154127124151482006-08-09T16:07:00.000-04:002006-08-09T16:08:47.143-04:00Promiscuous.Ladies, ladies, ladies! Forget Anne Geddes, cute puppies or landscapes! This is the calendar of choice for 2007!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1155071455371971352006-08-08T17:07:00.000-04:002006-08-08T17:10:55.390-04:00Three is a Magic NumberThe MTV curse strikes again!First it was Nick and Jessica, then Carmen and Dave and now Travis and Shanna!Didn't Blink-182 have a song called, 'Stay Together for the Kids' or something? At least the first two couples didn't have any. No tears for Shanna, I'm sure she'll do just fine in the settlement...Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1154748345690010312006-08-04T23:23:00.000-04:002006-08-04T23:25:45.703-04:00Teach Me TonightI thought it would be intersting to note due to recent events that today is the 62nd anniversary of the betrayal of Anne Frank and her family. This is the day their hiding place was discovered and the Nazis arrested them. Within seven months, none of the eight occupants of the Secret Annex would be alive except for Anne's father, Otto.A moment of silence, please.~BBlogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1154548116976795162006-08-02T15:33:00.000-04:002006-08-02T15:48:37.046-04:00ShadowboxerThis is great! I don't normally watch the View but HORRAY! on the return of Lisa Loeb! And Elizabeth Hasslewhatever is clearly insane. She only hears what she wants to. And the look on Joy's face is even better!Ruben Studdard still exsists? On planet Earth? And is making music?! Who knew?!I personally think brains are hot! Smart girls rock!Avril and Deryk are still on their Blogettenoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1154467543931654462006-08-01T17:22:00.000-04:002006-08-01T17:25:43.950-04:00CriminalLady, sometime it's just easier to hang up the phone.I love how calm the telemarketer is, this must have been the highlight of his day.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1154393869021058752006-07-31T20:47:00.000-04:002006-07-31T20:57:49.120-04:00Never is a PromiseGAA! I was just at our local Second Cup and guess who sashayed in wearing tight shorts/biking gear and accompanied by his wife? DON BOUDRIA. I almost spit out my soy green tea latte at the sight! He was immediately recognized by some loser who was all, "Monsieur Boudria! When are you coming back to politics! We [I ASSume this means the LPC] need you!" and they struck up a Blogettenoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1154031225551244812006-07-27T16:03:00.000-04:002006-07-27T16:14:30.350-04:00Pump ItJessica Biel is in better shape then most of us.Articles on the growing trend of stay at home dads. Apparently, if a couple in Ohio doesn't have children these days, this means they are secretly gay. Homo say whaaaa?Of course Madonna still kicks ass! Is that even a valid question?!Enter the mysterious world of thumb-sucking adults. EW!I agree with Tony Halk! Do what you love! For Panther, Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1153768404251045342006-07-24T14:37:00.000-04:002006-07-24T15:13:24.370-04:00Nothing Really MattersTori Amos has a box set of b-sides and rarities coming out! Thank (insert higher power of whatever denomination)! A caveat to anyone interested in Internet dating.Ken Jennings speaks! I kind of like his recommendations, and to be honest, if there was a Jepoardy cateogry for 'Reality Television', I'd win the whole damn thing.Camille Paglia speaks! If you can ignore the adsBlogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1153485933728255982006-07-21T08:41:00.000-04:002006-07-21T08:45:33.740-04:00Back DownIf you thought yesterday's post what whoreable, check this piece of trash out. I don't know why I would expect anything less then trashosity from her.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1153361683662863002006-07-19T21:52:00.000-04:002006-07-20T08:20:36.563-04:00Welcome to the JungleOK, I'm pissed. Like, SUPER pissed. I haven't been this pissed since Geri left the Spice Girls, and whoo boy, was I mad then.I read the following in an article in The Toronto Star today:A pregnant Hamilton woman waiting to be evacuated from Beirut expressed her Â?sheer disappointment in the Canadian governmentÂ? today, after she arrived at the port only to be turned away.LaraBlogettenoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1153313619674979862006-07-19T08:40:00.000-04:002006-07-19T08:53:39.740-04:00Deja VuI totally scammed this from the Huffington Post, but it's hillarious!Chat with Sxybritguy10 4:01 a.m.Kickass43: yo toneKickass43: u there bud?Sxybritguy10: just got 2 my deskSxybritguy10: wot r u doing up???Kickass43: man im so jet laggd from st. peteKickass43: wuz up @ 3Kickass43: cdnt evn rowz barney 4 a walkKickass43: he's like: dude. its 2 erly evn 4 dogsKickass43: so ran 10k on tha Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1153237278292836512006-07-18T11:29:00.000-04:002006-07-18T11:41:18.333-04:00Mr. BrightsideToo all the Americans worried that their loved ones in Lebanon might not get evacuated can rest easy knowing that least the embryos are being protected.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1152887077458604832006-07-14T10:19:00.000-04:002006-07-14T10:24:37.493-04:00Work ItShut your mouth and say it ain't so!Justin Trudeau got a JOB?! So fitting that it would be with the CBC...Also, the posters on that thread are the biggest idiots:justleilah 2006-07-14 10:19 am UTC (link)not THAT non-sequitur: both Justin and Ben are the sons of former prime ministers...who apparently are now both going to be TV personalities (Ben hosts a couple of shows for CTV).Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1152732115914049972006-07-12T14:47:00.000-04:002006-07-12T15:21:55.986-04:00Don't Speak IIOK, so Zizou speaks! But first, a recap:Materazzi admits he insulted Zidane, but, like, it wasn't anything really bad:"I did insult him, it's true," Materazzi said in Tuesday's Gazzetta dello Sport. "But I categorically did not call him a terrorist. I'm not cultured and I don't even know what an Islamic terrorist is."Marco should note that an 'Islamic Terrorist' can be summed up as Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1152618963074859752006-07-11T07:41:00.000-04:002006-07-11T07:56:03.116-04:00Don't SpeakOK, I've been waiting with baited breath t0 find out exactly WHAT did Marco Materazzi say to Zinedine Zidane to provoke him raging-bull style ("Mais, pourquoi?!") on the most important game of his life. So far, there is only speculation on the Internets. Here's an idea Zidane: Get your publicist to negotiate a deal with Barbara Walters, or better yet Ms. Oprah so you can get an Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1152197608789219592006-07-06T10:25:00.000-04:002006-07-06T10:54:53.720-04:00Lost OnesWith the housing prices in Vancouver, I'd probably be dumpster diving too.OK, I admit, I watch The Hills! You can't judge me, because I'm providing the link to this hilarious review. Did you know they are doing Season 3 of Laguna? INSANE.They may be pretty and skinny, but that doesn't mean we can't laugh at them when they fall or wear fug outfits or have wardrobe malfunctions! Buah ha haBlogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1152034451714480782006-07-04T13:32:00.000-04:002006-07-04T13:34:11.730-04:00Happy Independence Day to all you crazy yanks!Be Canadian on your special day and DRINK BEER!(but don't be an asshole, either!)Love, BBlogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1151772977385490702006-07-01T12:54:00.000-04:002006-07-01T12:56:17.396-04:00Happy Canada Day!Joyeuses fête du Canada !Love, BBlogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1151585385201622052006-06-29T08:45:00.000-04:002006-06-29T08:49:45.213-04:00Live To TellOften when I run, I take inspiration by the beauty and special landmarks of Ottawa to think about the world’s most pressing issues: AIDS in Africa, air pollution, women’s rights, accessibility for the disabled, third world debt, low voter turnout in parliamentary democracies, the conflict between the Palestinians and the Israelis, lack of physical activity among our youth, Canada’s Blogettenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1151462908828438852006-06-27T22:40:00.000-04:002006-06-28T14:19:49.153-04:00StrongerOK, somebody help me here.First, the BS goes on national television to tell the world her and the Scrub are doing 'awesome' and with her country bumpkin look on high gear. TODAY, she's on the cover of Harper's Bazaar doing the Demi Moore (preggo and nude). And either that's some killer airbrushing, or the BS is stunningly pregnant and beautiful. I'm going to say it's a mix of both.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1151370699871585032006-06-26T20:58:00.000-04:002006-06-26T21:11:39.886-04:00American LifeJessica Simpson is officially on the hate list.She released her new single 'Public Affair' on her MySpace and the opening is WAYYYY too familiar. Nevermind the diplomacy, it's a total 'Holiday' ripoff. And it's not even good! As the 'Men on Film' from in Living Color used to say: 'HATED IT'Witness other Jessica atrocities/rip-offs:Take My Breath Away (ripped off from Berlin)AngelsBlogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1151338905584739122006-06-26T12:09:00.000-04:002006-06-26T12:21:45.600-04:00Where's the Party?Here is my unabashedly biased review of the Madonna concert in Montreal. The set list was as follows:"Future Lovers/I Feel Love""Get Together""Like A Virgin""Jump""Interlude: Dancer Confessions""Live to Tell""Forbidden Love""Isaac""Sorry""Like It Or Not""Interlude: Sorry remix""I Love New York""Ray of Light""Let It Will Be""Drowned World/Substitute For Love""Paradise (Not For Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1151322490416893702006-06-26T07:44:00.000-04:002006-06-26T07:48:10.426-04:00La Isla MontrealOMG, the concert was INCREDIBLE. I will post more about my weekend later, but it was a seriously kick-ass show. EEEK! I love Madonna!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1150992266918306762006-06-22T12:00:00.000-04:002006-06-22T12:04:26.936-04:00You Can Dance. For Inspriation.I AM SO EXCITED!I am off to see her Madge-esty perform in MONTREAL! I love you all, but if you never hear from me again, it's because I've joined her tour as the person who plays the cowbell and fetches Kaballah water. EEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII! Vogue, bitches, VOGUE!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1150918310868327822006-06-21T15:24:00.000-04:002006-06-21T15:31:50.886-04:00Sweet Home AlabamaI apologize for my lack of posting..Panther and I are in the process of getting a new nest and I had no idea there was so much paperwork and overall b.s. involved in buying a home. It also cuts into my work and reality telelvision time, which is never, ever good.By the way, I hate the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation. F*ck them up their stupid asses!In other news, Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1150685889305160332006-06-18T22:43:00.000-04:002006-06-18T22:58:09.343-04:00Ruby TuesdayRuby, Ruby, Ruby…You’ve had quite the week, eh?You were all over the media this week announcing you were shocked (shocked!) that the Tories would try to woo you to the dark side insisting that, ''I'm a lifelong Liberal and wouldn't even contemplate it. I don't think (the Conservatives) represent my values''.Work it, girl.I was so impressed by your talents for the talking points I paidBlogettenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1150427810075740012006-06-15T22:51:00.000-04:002006-06-15T23:16:50.616-04:00I Guess This is Growing Up...OK, so I just finished watching the Dateline interview with Matt Lauer and Britney Spears and I honestly can't tell you anything that was said because Brit had this huge clump of mascara on her right eye that was totally distracting. Doesn't she have make-up people who tell her these things? Dear K-Fed, I hate you. Witness: Old Britney. Today Britney. GAAAA!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1150251626510983292006-06-13T22:05:00.000-04:002006-06-13T22:20:26.546-04:00Beat of My HeartWhoever this anchorwoman is, give her a raise.Rock, Paper and Scissors is now a sanctioned sport? Ai yi yi!Read Angelina Jolie's UNHCR diaries. No mention of Brad (or Jen!), but they are fascinating.Henry Rollins writes a love letter to Ann Coulter. "My sweet fascist...where can it go from here?" HA!Toni Braxton shows her appreciation for futbol.Wow. Victoria Beckham's legs are Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1150077230543997292006-06-11T21:49:00.000-04:002006-06-11T22:12:47.013-04:00Do Re MiAbsolutely 'Meh': The new Christina Crapilera song "Ain't No Other Man." I don't know much about vocal training, but Crapi always seems like she's trying too hard.Absolutely garbage: The new Paris Hilton, "Stars are Blind". And the video is a total ripoff of "Wicked Game". BOO!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1149734852098395772006-06-07T22:41:00.000-04:002006-06-07T23:04:21.160-04:00Give It AwayAs many of you know, I am a 'hypenated' Canadian and on Monday I had an appointment at the embassy to renew my passport as it had expired. When I arrived I was buzzed in immediately and as I made my way through the gates there was a sign that read: "The embassy will not have regular hours starting June 9, 2006 due to World Cup football. If there is an emergency please call 911."For Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1149734101554053992006-06-07T22:12:00.000-04:002006-06-07T22:37:08.870-04:00Universally SpeakingI found myself absorbed in all major newspapers this week trying to make sense of the recent arrests in Mississauga. While some analysis was super interesting (click on the video of Irshad Manji), I always find myself reverting back to an old favourite when trying to understand the behavours of impressionable teenage boys: Whatever happened to CRAZY?Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1149507152425380142006-06-05T07:27:00.000-04:002006-06-05T07:48:59.560-04:00Breaking the GirlI'm REALLY digging Britney's new manny. He seems way more hands-on than K-Fed ever was. And he's kinda hot!Next stop: divorce. YAY!(I don't normally cheer for the breakdown of marriage, but I really think the BS is way better off without him)TMZ has a preview of Paris Hilton's new single. Don't say I didn't warn you...The smallest MmmmBob!-er gets hitched! Congrats Zac Hanson!Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1149171181583297512006-06-01T09:32:00.000-04:002006-06-01T10:13:02.946-04:00What Do You Do With The Mad That You Feel?Ai mami! The Internets have been buzzing all week with the daycare vs. stay-at-homes going at it like Joe Volpe with an underage pharmaceutical donation.I will not venture into this debate, as my very formative years were spent in the basement of Mrs. Ostroff's house playing with my Legos and Barbies while she faithfully watched 'Days of Our Lives' and Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1148904116817179272006-05-29T07:46:00.000-04:002006-05-29T08:01:56.830-04:00By The WayWow. That was anticlimatic.'Shiloh Pitt' sounds like a mash-up of 'Pile of Shit'.My teen years were not that long ago, but kids these days make me feel really old and pathetic:A digital video recording of two Charlotte Amalie High School students performing a sex act in a classroom, with classmates present, is circulating among students and others using cell phones to transmit and Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1148671581464673282006-05-26T15:25:00.000-04:002006-05-26T15:32:26.313-04:00It's My LifeLove. Angel. Music. BABY!Congrats to Gwen and Gavin!P.S. PLEASE don't name it Nevaeh.Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1148558620976694872006-05-25T07:34:00.000-04:002006-05-25T09:50:14.476-04:00Soul to SqueezeSo, Harper says the media is biased and since they obviously aren't ready for his jelly, he's going to avoid them as much as possible.I find this interesting, and platitudes aside, I think Harper is about 60% correct.First, Harper got kick-ass coverage during the election. He also got great coverage over his budget, and his trip to Afghanistan. And the coverage of the Liberal Blogettenoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1148399089159347522006-05-23T11:41:00.000-04:002006-05-23T11:44:49.170-04:00Like It or NotSometimes I think Andrew Sullivan is a total famewhore. Other days I think he's brilliant. This is one of those days:A reader asks a good question: I was just wondering what your thoughts were about the now-failing Rove strategy. The guy's supposed to be a genius, but if he were so smart wouldn't he have foreseen that embracing divisivess and extremism would come back to bite Blogettenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1148039119821118732006-05-19T07:23:00.000-04:002006-05-19T07:47:54.480-04:00Universally SpeakingNick Lachey debuts #2 on the Billboard charts, with an effort that beats his ex-wife first week total sales. WORK IT, NICK!. RHCP, OF COURSE, were numero uno. Jessica, and RHCP haters, can suck my kiss!Nick's bro, Drew, of Dancing with the Stars fame, is a new papa.Agricultural lobbyist and McDonald's are rallying against the movie version of 'Fast Food Nation'.Britney almost Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1147779361601094372006-05-16T07:23:00.000-04:002006-05-16T07:36:01.626-04:00Soul to SqueezeDo we get the Home Shopping Network in Canada?! 'Cause I need to tune in to drunk Paula!Watch the Evolution of Dance. I must be a youngin', 'cause I can only remember doing the House of Pain 'Jump Around' and onward...Also, he missed Vogue, and nothing beats the original Thriller!The BS gives up Kabbalah and proves she needs spell-check.Jodie Foster gets an honourary doctorate. I Blogettenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1147694008610629402006-05-15T07:42:00.000-04:002006-05-15T07:53:28.623-04:00Higher GroundThe Beckhams are not into contraception, they're into sex selection and tattoos!So, how does Barbie explain the increasing waistlines of kids?Mandy Moore in Elle: HAWT. I also pine her outfits.If you don't know Bloc Party, get. Their. Album. NOW. It's called 'Silent Alarm' and it amazing!Dear Papa Simpson: Dude, you have Jessica all to yourself now. Cut the umbilical cord already!I Blogettenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284972.post-1147348409466428732006-05-11T07:25:00.000-04:002006-05-11T07:54:14.563-04:00Devil's HaircutBe prepared for an onslaught of World Cup hotties, starting with Christiano Rolaldo. "I wait for see" AWWWW!Panther: Oh NOBlogette: YAY!In case you're confused about the David Spade-Heather Locklear-Denise Richards-Charlie Sheen-Richie Sambora mess, click on David Spade to get a hilarious explanation.LiLo at her 'Just My Luck' premier. She looks haggard. Get some sleep!Asslee Blogettenoreply@blogger.com0